The three main candidates for the next president are John McCain, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. Sorry. I couldn't find a disturbing picture of Obama. He's too beautiful.
John McCain has flip-flopped on abortion. Also, John McCain is really old. Of course, isn't flip-flopping the reason we hated John Kerry?
Barack Obama is apparently the anti-christ and Jesus would not vote for him. Of course, Obama is ridiculously good looking, so he has that going for him.
Hillary Clinton has sparked a website to stop her now. It's like she's King Kong or something. It's hard to take that website seriously, however, with their awful pun, "Hill-arity." Like we needed the dash to get the bad joke. Of course, there is a chance that Clinton is the devil.
So who are you voting for? A really old flip-flopper, a handsome anti-christ, or the devil?
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