A John McCain Rally

These are John McCain's supporters:



Okay, so this clip doesn't represent all of McCain supporters, however, there are some people who think this way. In regards to that lady, you can't see her face, but you can see the hair. The Gene Wilder hair just reeks insanity. As for the guy, well, git r done I guess.

The Presidential Post

The three main candidates for the next president are John McCain, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. Sorry. I couldn't find a disturbing picture of Obama. He's too beautiful.

John McCain has flip-flopped on abortion. Also, John McCain is really old. Of course, isn't flip-flopping the reason we hated John Kerry?

Barack Obama is apparently the anti-christ and Jesus would not vote for him. Of course, Obama is ridiculously good looking, so he has that going for him.

Hillary Clinton has sparked a website to stop her now. It's like she's King Kong or something. It's hard to take that website seriously, however, with their awful pun, "Hill-arity." Like we needed the dash to get the bad joke. Of course, there is a chance that Clinton is the devil.

So who are you voting for? A really old flip-flopper, a handsome anti-christ, or the devil?